Saturday, May 3, 2014

The life of Its

What is an IT?

How does one simply describe an IT? You can't. It's just an IT. Sometimes they live in structures, sometimes in cars. They sit there... The ITs sit there.......... They sometimes move, but mostly they don't.


How to spot an IT...

1. Look for a lack of lighting...
2. They tend to be surrounded by technology.
3. ITs drink too much Code Red Mountain Dew.
4. Sometimes they are organized, most of the time they are not.
5. They sometimes make sounds like "Hey..." or hrrrmmm.. or "eeeeeeeeehhhhhhh......(meaning: no fucks given)"
6. Sometimes they go to the bathroom..
7. ITs tend not to wash dishes.
8. ITs like superhero/villain posters around their entire abode.
9. ITs like candles.
10. They sometimes drive Jeeps of various bright colors.
11. ITs can be found hiding behind closed doors.
12. ITs do not like people touching their things.
13. They like loud music.
14. ITs sometimes consume too much alcohol and have to go home because they're drunk.
15. I don't know any more ways of spotting an IT...


Have you seen an IT?

Please share your experiences with ITs below in the comments!


Yours truly,

Reylee

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